I'm officialy done!!

That's right ladies and gentleman as of two days ago my winter semester 2006 was officially completed. Over the past two weeks my procrastination techniques that continue to amaze many around me, came back to haunt me. I slept on average five hours every night and yet still had to turn in one or two things here and there a few days late. Fun times! Just to kind of give you all a look into the life of Amanda I'll show you what my desk looked like during these busy times and how each item contributed in some way to me putting off homework.
Hopefully you can see what each letter is pointing too as that is how I will go through and list how I procrastinated with each item.
a) hand lotion: you cannot possibly write a paper with dry hands. You must stop to moisturise them every once and awhile and once that is done you cannot type for a little while as you don't want the keyboard getting icky.
b) a glass of water: constant hydration is a medical concern that needs to be taken care of religiously. This fact leads to frequent trips to the kitchen to make sure the glass is full as well as frequent bathroom breaks.
c) the Bible: your relationship with God is to be the number one priority in your life. Make sure that despite the pressures of lots of homework to do for school you spend time with Him!
d) the Discman: good music selection in the end helps with the paper writing process. It can distract you from the fact that there are very cool people out in your living room who you would rather talk too. It can also take awhile to find the perfect cd however... and you'll have to go out to the living room to do so.
e) Chocolate: it has been said that if there is chocolate in the room, I will sniff it out I happen to disagree with this. But if you are female, you know that in order to keep everything in check, chocolate is needed "to take the edge off" therefore trips to get chocolate bars, and time to eat it is in order.
f) the computer: not only is it a tool for paper writing, but also a great way to spend those many moments when you're not quite sure what to write. A quick game or three of minesweeper really helps clear the thought processes and by that time your long lost pal has signed onto msn and you just cannot pass up that opportunity to speak to them. Eventually you can return to the paper.
g) the writing on the desk: this was a one time occurance, unlike the others. Its parts of scripture verses and I needed to have them in front of me... reminding me of God's truth.
h) Billy the stress Elephant: Billy helps my hands when they get sore from typing. He also has a really funny sense of humor and likes to build houses out of things. Its not my fault I have to help him do it... he doesn't have thumbs!
i) the battery charger: this is what charges the batteries for my camera and my discman. One day funny things were happening in my apartment so I graciously put aside the homework I was doing and filmed it with my camera. I am very giving that way.
j) Tim Horton's coffee: this particular cup of coffee is not so much a procrastination device of mine as it is a shout out to Owen. A bunch of people were going out for coffee, I needed to get my work done so Owen wouldn't let me go. He brought me back a cup without me mentioning it at all. Pretty great guy eh?!?!
k) A pad of paper with email addresses on it: Tayla had to send out an email to all the girls from our floor so they could all know each other's email addresses. Its not like I was doing any homework at that particular time anyways, of course I would do it for her!
There you have it the procrastination of Amanda. My room mates love me for it... or harrass me about it all the time. In the end though I complete everything and I do it pretty well; it just takes me longer than most to get there.


